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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Dear "John" (get it?),

It's over. I'm done with you. We're through. I am lovely and you are slow. Our "relationship" is like an illness to me. Please don't go on and on anymore about that terrible time we spent on the cliff during sunrise. I so regret that ever happening now. I am moving to New York with my pal, David.

We're through, we're through!

Au revoir, jerk!
Me

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