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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Dear bonehead,

By the time you get this letter, the moving van will be packed and gone. I'm done with you. Don't let it get you all upset; you know I always liked my roommate. It is far healthier than what I endured with you. We are going to live together in Nairobi. Your grotesque body can make someone else sick now. Being with you should have been elegant, but it was always like constipation, and I am left cold.

Namaste, donkey!

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