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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Dear "John" (get it?),

You and I are history. I have fallen in love with your former lover, Acantha. It is a far healthier relationship. Being with you should have been exquisite, but it was always like an infirmity. Ugh, I never want to deal with your crap again.

Ciao!
You Know Who

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