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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

"Lover,"

How are you doing? Oh, who cares? Don't let it get you all upset; you know I always liked your father. We will be together forever, God willing. Being with you should have been first-rate, but it was always like gonorrhea. Let there be no mistake: we are finished.

Au revoir!
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