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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Hey, numbskull,

Our relationship is done. I settled with you. It was wrong to settle. You're just too far beneath me. I am running away with your former lover, Alexander, a much sexier person than you'll ever be. It is a far healthier relationship. Being with you should have been ideal, but it was always like an STD. And I have grown so sick of you talking about the time we spent running and spinning through revolving doors at downtown hotels. It wasn't good; it was awful.

You Know Who

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