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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Yo, scuzzbag,

Our relationship is finished. I am running away with my best friend, Imogen, a much more fun and sexy person than you'll ever be. We will be moving in together soon. We are going to live together in Warsaw. I have grown to hate you. Being with you should have been first-rate, but it was always like a rash, and I am repulsed.

Aloha, ignoramus!
You Know Who

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