Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!
Well,
It's over, it's over, it's over. I am leaving you for my grandfather. We make the perfect team. We are going to live together in Dublin. In case you are wondering whom to blame? Blame yourself. It's all your fault. Being with you should have been first-rate, but it was always like a disease, and I am nauseated.
Toodle-oo, ninny!
Me
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