Break-Up Letter Generator
Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!
Well, it's finally come to this,
Our relationship is dead. I am leaving you for your grandfather, a much sexier person than you'll ever be. The sex is so much better than anything we ever did together. I want someone with a better body. Being with you should have been lovely, but it was always like syphilis, and I am grossed out.
Goodbye forever, cretin!
You Know Who
Our relationship is dead. I am leaving you for your grandfather, a much sexier person than you'll ever be. The sex is so much better than anything we ever did together. I want someone with a better body. Being with you should have been lovely, but it was always like syphilis, and I am grossed out.
Goodbye forever, cretin!
You Know Who
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