Break-Up Letter Generator
Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!
Dear "John" (get it?),
By the time you get this letter, I'll be long gone.
I have fallen out of love with you and in love with my
former lover, Leah. I am so much more satisfied now in every way. You're just not interesting in any way. Being with you should have been good-looking, but it was always like carsickness, and I am nauseated.
You Know Who
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