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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

To You, "Lover,"

This is the end. I am not in love with you anymore. I am in love with your sister. Being with you should have been bewitching, but it was always like an ulcer. Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're the jerk my friends warned me about. And I'm breaking up with you!

Toodle-oo!
You Know Who

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