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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Dear "John" (get it?),

By the time you get this letter, the moving van will be packed and gone. I'm out of here. Don't let it get you all upset; you know I always liked your uncle. I am so much more satisfied now in every way. Being with you should have been alluring, but it was always like an illness. You're just not interesting in any way.

Cheers, jerk!
You Know Who

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