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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Yo, dum-dum,

By the time you get this letter, I'll be long gone. If I see you again, rest assured I will be getting a restraining order against you. I have fallen in love with my old flame, Evander. We make such a great couple. Being with you should have been fantastic, but it was always like a bleeding ulcer. And I have grown so sick of you talking about the time we spent naming every different kissing technique we could think up. It wasn't good; it was awful.

Shalom, thickhead!
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