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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Well,

Maybe it's wrong to send you a letter like this, but I don't care. We're through. I am foxy and you are butt-ugly. Our "relationship" is like an STI to me. Please don't go on and on anymore about that terrible time we spent at the rest area. I so regret that ever happening now. I am moving to Frankfurt. I want to say that this has been a tough decision for me to make, and it has been a struggle for me to write this letter, but it has been easy. There is no doubt this is for the best.

Goodbye forever!
You Know Who

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