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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

"Lover,"

Maybe it's wrong to send you a letter like this, but I don't care. I have fallen out of love with you and in love with my cousin, a much more caring person than you'll ever be. We will be married soon, God willing. All my friends were right about you: you are indeed nonsensical . Being with you should have been angelic, but it was always like seasickness.

Farewell, meathead!
Me

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