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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Yo, pinhead,

It's wrong to send you a letter about what I should say face-to-face, but it's just easier this way. Don't let it get you all upset; you know I always liked my sister. We are so happy together. We are going to live together in Istanbul. Let there be no mistake: we are finished. Being with you should have been attractive, but it was always like a zit, and I am grossed out.

Bye forever, bozo!
You Know Who

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