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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Dear dumbo,

Maybe it's wrong to send you a letter about what I should say face-to-face, but it's just easier this way. We're through. I am pure and you are unthinking. Our "relationship" is like a pimple to me. Please don't go on and on anymore about that terrible time we spent at the bottom of that canyon. I so regret that ever happening now. I am moving to Mumbai with my former lover, Rachel.

You stink. No, really, you do. Can you try showering more please? For everyone's sake.

Bye, dunderhead!
You Know Who

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