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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Yo, meathead,

We are kaput. I am not in love with you anymore. I am in love with my aunt. We will be together forever, God willing. Being with you was like gonorrhea. You think you are heavenly, but you are really just dozy. The time we spent on the paddle boat on the lake, which you thought was so special, was really quite awful. Now I want to move far away from you. In case you are wondering whom to blame? Blame yourself. It's all your fault.

Sayonara, imbecile!

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