Break-Up Letter Generator
Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!
Well,
We're finished. I want someone with a better body. I am running away with your aunt, a much sexier person than you'll ever be. We make such a great couple. Being with you should have been engaging, but it was always like an STD. And I have grown so sick of you talking about the time we spent staying up all night and watched the sun rise. It wasn't good; it was awful.
Farewell!
You Know Who
We're finished. I want someone with a better body. I am running away with your aunt, a much sexier person than you'll ever be. We make such a great couple. Being with you should have been engaging, but it was always like an STD. And I have grown so sick of you talking about the time we spent staying up all night and watched the sun rise. It wasn't good; it was awful.
Farewell!
You Know Who
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