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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

"My Sweetheart,"

We're finished. Why didn't it work out between us? I am ideal and you are butt-ugly. At first I admit I was beguiled, but it became like jock itch. I thought that you were someone whom I could change for the better, making less cretinous , or that you were at least someone whom I could learn to love. But I was wrong.

Bye-bye!
Me

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