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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Dear "John" (get it?),

Time to give up and call it a day. We're finished. I have fallen in love with your someone you've never met, a much more caring person than you'll ever be. We are the perfect couple. Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're the dimwit my friends warned me about. And I'm breaking up with you! Being with you should have been gorgeous, but it was always like a pimple.

Bye, twit!

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