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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Dear halfwit,

It's over. Ugh, you are ugly . I am leaving you for your neighbor. We make the perfect team. Being with you should have been ideal, but it was always like an STD. And I have grown so sick of you talking about the time we spent listening to music all night near Maui. It wasn't good; it was awful.

So long!
You Know Who

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