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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Dear "John" (get it?),

By the time you get this letter, the moving van will be packed and gone. I'm done with you. I have fallen out of love with you and in love with my old flame, Victoria, a much more understanding person than you'll ever be. We make the perfect team. Being with you should have been glamorous, but it was always like puking. I've already talked to your parents about this. They were very supportive. They couldn't believe I stuck with you for so long.

Au revoir, doofus!
You Know Who

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