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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Dear "John" (get it?),

By the time you get this letter, I'll be long gone. I have fallen out of love with you and in love with my former lover, Leah. I am so much more satisfied now in every way. You're just not interesting in any way. Being with you should have been good-looking, but it was always like carsickness, and I am nauseated.

Farewell!
You Know Who

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