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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

"My Sweet,"

By the time you get this letter, I'll be long gone. We're through. I am cute and you are moronic. Our "relationship" is like an embarrassment to me. Please don't go on and on anymore about that terrible time we spent under the waterfall. I so regret that ever happening now. I am moving to Singapore with my best friend, Danielle.

Has there ever been someone so boring? So very, very boring.

I wish you the best. Now get lost, bozo!

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