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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Well, it's finally come to this,

Time to give up and call it a day. We're finished. Ugh, you are fatuous . I have fallen in love with my pal, Blade. We are so happy together. Being with you should have been foxy, but it was always like dysentery. And I have grown so sick of you talking about the time we spent near Camden. It wasn't good; it was awful.

Ta-ta, chowderhead!
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