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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!


Our relationship is finished. We're through. I am excellent and you are stinky. Our "relationship" is like an ulcer to me. Please don't go on and on anymore about that terrible time we spent on the grass with no blankets. I so regret that ever happening now. I am moving to Hawaii with your former lover, Hannah.

We're done, we're through, we're kaput.

Namaste, lummox!

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