Break-Up Letter Generator
Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!
Dear dumbo,
Maybe it's wrong to send you a letter about what I should say face-to-face, but it's just easier this way. We're through. I am pure and you are unthinking. Our "relationship" is like a pimple to me. Please don't go on and on anymore about that terrible time we spent at the bottom of that canyon. I so regret that ever happening now. I am moving to Mumbai with my former lover, Rachel.
You stink. No, really, you do. Can you try showering more please? For everyone's sake.
Bye, dunderhead!
You Know Who
Maybe it's wrong to send you a letter about what I should say face-to-face, but it's just easier this way. We're through. I am pure and you are unthinking. Our "relationship" is like a pimple to me. Please don't go on and on anymore about that terrible time we spent at the bottom of that canyon. I so regret that ever happening now. I am moving to Mumbai with my former lover, Rachel.
You stink. No, really, you do. Can you try showering more please? For everyone's sake.
Bye, dunderhead!
You Know Who
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