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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!


I'm OK, you're OK, we're through. We're through. I am delightful and you are dim. Our "relationship" is like airsickness to me. Please don't go on and on anymore about that terrible time we spent in the elevator. I so regret that ever happening now. I am moving to Caracas with my old flame, Phoebe.

Our work schedules are too different, and I don't see the possibility of our getting around it.

Na-na-na-na, Na-na-na-na, Hey-ey-ey, Goodbye, moron!
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