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Break-Up Letter Generator

Ever been stuck in a relationship with someone and wanted to write them a letter about how much they annoy you and you want them to leave, but just couldn't? Well, now you can with the Break-Up Letter Generator!

Dear schlemiel,

You stink. You really stink. Really. Don't let it get you all upset; you know I always liked my someone you've never met. Being with you should have been elegant, but it was always like jock itch. Ugh, you are foolish .

I wish you the best. Now get lost!
You Know Who

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